

(Quayle misremembers a lot he also, for example, calls the Babylonian Berossus a Persian.) Somehow, he sees this as related to the Large Hadron Collider because Mars’s moons are Fear and Terror, and therefore are connected to the statue of Shiva that India gave to CERN and the temple of Shiva destroyed in the recent Nepalese earthquake… And it all descends into Bible prophecy after that. Perminov assumed Swift had found aliens’ records of their mapping of the solar system.

His data on the moons wasn’t very accurate, and it likely derived from his reading of Kepler. He is misremembering Part 1 chapter 3 of Gulliver’s Travels, where Swift claimed “two lesser stars, or satellites, which revolve about Mars” a century before their discovery. Quayle falsely asserts that Jonathan Swift had secret knowledge of the names of Mars’s two moons before their discovery. While blasting mainstream archaeology for (seriously) claiming that Hebrew slaves built the Egyptian pyramids, Quayle asserts that pyramids the world over are a “link” to “a supernatural presence on earth,” and that Fallen Angels and Nephilim enjoy building pyramids by “changing the atomic particles” in rocks and “pouring” the resulting rock stew in “harmonic recombination.” It was very nice of the dead ancient sea creatures to jump into the stew used for the Great Pyramid in order to lock themselves in as they were drying. From all of this, Quayle asserts that the Apocalypse is upon us, and we should rejoice! This leads us to the problem of racial sin: If Noah is genetically pure, then for the Nephilim to continue on, some of Noah’s kids must have had impure wives-that some lineages are born evil. This is not how theologians interpret this passage, but Quayle also agrees that the Nephilim were in fact the cause of the Flood due to their corruption (so much for Original Sin), and that Noah was genetically pure due to his lack of Nephilim DNA. Marzulli, he follows an unusual interpretation of Matthew 24:37-39, “As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.” He interprets this to mean that the world will return to its state immediately before the Flood, including rampaging Nephilim and hot angel-on-human sex. Bush started the Iraq War to find the tomb of Gilgamesh, the Mesopotamian king whom he asserts was the son of a fallen angel. government gigantology unit (!), returning to America with no evidence of its existence.


Special Forces unit during the Afghan War before the man Quayle interviewed personally slew the giant with his “top secret” U.S. He claims to have interviewed a man who told him that a blood-thirsty, six-fingered, red-haired giant between 9 and 12 feet tall “took out” an entire U.S. While the Genesis 6:4 giants are “mighty men of old, men of renown,” Quayle follows the books of Enoch and Jubilees in making the giants not famous but infamous, and evil. He also hates the Illuminati and the New World Order, believing that all of civilization is run by Satanists who are covering out skies with chemtrails to poison us and who deliberately melted down the Fukishima reactor in Japan in order to kill off one-third of all sea life. He also hates the network news, which he sees as a Satanist conspiracy to deny God. He’s anti-government, anti-Catholic, anti-Hindu, and anti-Muslim. His views are politically rightwing, and his theology serves as support for Christian nationalist ideology. He even claims that Native Americans know Bigfoot is a Nephilim who travels between dimensions via Stargate! As he speaks it become very clear that Quayle’s primary purpose is to provide putative proof of the truth of his idiosyncratic Christianity, one heavily influenced by the Book of Enoch and one longing for Apocalypse. Quayle repeats many ancient astronaut arguments, replacing aliens with angels, but his argument has very little to do with aliens, angels, or even history. Quayle is either self-deluded, deeply stupid, or intentionally deceiving his audience.
